Death by Pulikat

I can't eat any more bananas, I'm so done with the potassium loading, hence, death by pulicat. I never imagined I could hurt myself by attending aerobics class. My hips have a mind of its own, like it doesn't want to follow my commands. How does one shake their waist properly? How do you, "kembot" gracefully? All these old ladies and gay guys do it so well, how come I stick out and not shake my hips well?

It's awful really, and quite pathetic.